I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
The 'Electra Heart' era - Part 2 of 2 [x]
Got a new wallet yesterday. I just couldn’t resist.
lollipop || mika
i went walking with my mama one day
when she warned me what people say
live your life until love is found
'cause love's gonna get you down
dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized
I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????
some of my favorite tags:
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this post just gets better and better
I don’t think I’ve ever seen the sky like this before and it’s incredible