the-dan-under-the-phil:

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

By Fall Out Boy


towritepoems:

My girlfriend just got OWNED


Stiles and Derek investigate their latest supernatural problem at the school together.

prettiestalpha:

who the hell gave stiles a portal gun?


thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

bisexiel:

ravenclawsleftclaw:

bisexiel:

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

idk im kind of confused on taxes?? 

BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS

LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE

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sixpenceee:

unexplained-events:

Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row

Single black olive with a pit in it




baby: m-mm ma... m
magneto: mommy?
baby: mutant supremacy
magneto: good

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it


theeleesbianyoulove:

That’s really all I want.


Just be honest with me or stay away from me. It’s not that difficult. —Unknown (via sassyfag)

blinkingkills:

alishalovescats1701:

deanbennie:

finding a new favorite character like

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all i see is hannibal and will

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i just spewed coffee on my work desk